A while back, we wrote about how Karl Lagerfeld is totally normal and has a cat too refined to go outside.  Well, turns out that cat continues to live quite the high life.

When asked by WWD if Karl owned a cat, he launches into a great monologue dedicated to his “kept woman”, Choupette (which we have to admit is a bomb name for a cat).

“She is a famous beauty. She is nine months old. [Model] Baptiste [Giaconi] gave her to me for Christmas to watch for two weeks when he was away but then I refused to give her back. I thought she was too cute. She is like a kept woman. She has a strong personality. She has lunch and dinner with me on the table, with her own food. She doesn’t touch my food. She doesn’t want to eat on the floor. She sleeps under a pillow and she even knows how to use an iPad. She has two personal maids, for both night and day. She is beyond spoiled.”

Not only does the she live the life of a princess, people are actually documenting everything she is doing!

“We do keep a diary. When I am not there, the maids take down, in little books, everything she did, from what she ate, to how she behaved, if she was tired, and if she wasn’t sleeping. In the nine months, we already have almost 600 pages. Colette had written a lot about cats. I am not Colette, but I think it could be funny to make a little book of Choupette’s diary.”

In other words, no matter how fantastic you think your life is, Karl’s cat has a life way, way better.